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Dear Santa,
I'd like a book on how to cook mice,
flamingo burritos, peacocks and rice,
sparrow spaghetti and pelican pie,
woodpecker pizza and pigeons on rye.
Love, Jade
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Dear Santa,
How about a sweater?
Knit of red Irish Setter.
Love, Benny
Page 3
Dear Santa,
Can you send me some fleas?
...for my neighbor's Pekingese.
Love, Oscar
Page 4
Dear Santa,
I'd really like a tail from a chow.
Please send it right now.
Love, Moe
Page 5
Dear Santa,
I would like a new, soft rug
made of Pomeranian or pug.
Love, Kirby
Page 6
Dear Santa,
I'd like a gingerbread house
and tucked inside -- a chocolate mouse
and fish eggs and snails...
and barbequed whales.
Love, Miss Kitty
Page 7
Dear Santa,
I'd truly like something sweet,
that went tweet, tweet.
Love, Lucy
Page 8
Dear Santa,
I'd like to try something new --
a totally different hairdo.
Love, Rita
Page 9
Dear Santa,
I'd like some boots made of catfish leather.
But would they stink in really hot weather?
Love, Pete
Page 10
Dear Santa,
I would like a big silver dish
filled with little silver fish.
Love, Gracie
Page 11
Dear Santa,
I think I'd look better with a curly perm
to cover the effects of ringworm.
Love, Rosie
Page 12
Dear Santa,
I want a partridge in a pear tree,
a sparrow, a turkey, and a chickadee.
Love, Sam
Page 13
Dear Santa,
A brand new bed is what I'd love,
stuffed with feathers from geese and doves.
A soft blanket of fowl wings, a pillow of crows --
Oh, to wallow in plumage from my head to my toes.
Love, Louie
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Dear Santa,
I'm tired of being all alone.
Can you find someone to love me
and give me a home?
Love, Paws
